top of page
Search
I took my fiancé wedding dress shopping — and he hated everything
https://www.today.com/life/essay-life/wedding-dress-shopping-rcna143287
My last name is Pretzel. Once a pretzel company offered me a job because of it.
https://www.businessinsider.com/have-unique-last-name-fun-silly-cherished-2024-2
I saved over $300 by shopping second hand for Christmas
https://www.businessinsider.com/buy-christmas-gifts-secondhand-saved-money-challenges-2023-12
Opinion: Halloween without trick-or-treating can be a Hallo-win
https://www.cnn.com/2023/10/27/opinions/halloween-trick-or-treat-pretzel/index.html
Surprising Lessons on Inheritance and Upbringing
https://www.orangecoast.com/essays/surprising-lessons-on-inheritance-and-upbringing/
I was a hoarder until I became a parent. Here’s what I’m glad I kept
https://www.salon.com/2022/04/02/i-was-a-hoarder-until-i-became-a-parent-heres-what-im-glad-i-kept/
I Had a Newborn in Quarantine, Nights were the Hardest Part
https://www.sposie.com/blogs/news/i-had-a-newborn-in-quarantine
I’m The Kiss Cam And I’m Here To Ruin Your Evening
https://medium.com/slackjaw/im-the-kiss-cam-and-i-m-here-to-ruin-your-evening-8113a7b6b16b
I Was True Crime-Obsessed — Then My Daughter Was Born/Good Housekeeping
https://www.goodhousekeeping.com/life/parenting/a36832421/loved-true-crime-before-having-kids/
D.C.’s “Buy Nothing” Facebook Page/Greener Pastures
https://medium.com/greener-pastures-magazine/d-c-s-buy-nothing-facebook-page-b0ec293ff174
House Hunters: Trump Edition/Slackjaw
https://medium.com/slackjaw/house-hunters-trump-edition-94936c26fee5
An Episode Of ‘The Office’ In 2020/Slackjaw
https://littleoldladycomedy.com/2020/12/09/an-episode-of-the-office-in-2020/
If Romeo And Juliet Lived In 2020/Slackjaw
https://medium.com/slackjaw/if-romeo-and-juliet-lived-in-2020-d28aed42da5d
Why We Definitely Can’t Have Sex Now That I’m Pregnant/Slackjaw
https://medium.com/slackjaw/why-we-definitely-cant-have-sex-now-that-i-m-pregnant-cf2364ecd739
Taco Bell Has Wine Now! Here Are Other Luxury Items We’re Rolling Out This Year/Weekly Humorist
https://www.weeklyhumorist.com/taco-bell-has-wine-now-here-are-other-luxury-items-were-rolling-out-this-year-2/?fbclid=IwAR3vey7waQUTwCEU...
How Airbnb Is Helping Me Figure Out What I Really Want in a House/Realtor.com
https://www.realtor.com/advice/buy/how-airbnb-is-helping-me-figure-out-what-i-really-want-in-a-house/
I Prepared for Having a Baby by Watching YouTube/Healthline.com
Healthline: Parenthood
The Erotica Essay You’ve Been Waiting For, You Sexy, Married, Pregnant, Uncomfortable Lady/Mock Mom
https://www.sammichespsychmeds.com/erotica-essay-been-waiting-sexy-married/
My Husband Got a Bad Haircut/Hippocampus Magazine
https://www.hippocampusmagazine.com/2020/05/my-husband-got-a-bad-haircut-by-jillian-pretzel/?fbclid=IwAR2LBs_Dh51k7ajG0BUKnwc5miOdSiCMR2O...
bottom of page